Monday, July 6, 2009

Let's Pick Up Where we Left Off

If I could paid to twitter and gchat and watch TV...life would be Ah-Mazing..but I don't. So I had to go ahead and fall off the face of the earth to work and scratch up the change that this non-profit is paying me thus leaving you all with my thoughts in shortform via Twitter.

So since we last talked..Barack became president, Britney Spears is back!, Michael Phelps smoked some trees, people are losing their jobs and homes left and right and coming back full circle to where I left off...Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska.

I'll give Sarah credit for being slick though..most of us were running around making sure we had enough hot dog rolls and beer, the political commentators were on vacation and she tried to fly under the radar. But true to form NOONE can get away with saying something this absurd and not get noticed. Now that we are all back to work and everyone has their opinions INCLUDING but not limited to Fox News.



I will go ahead and post the video for those who were enjoying the holiday weekend and missed it, but I would totally not waste the 7 minutes of my life if I were you. Sarah Palin did a nice summary for both the intelligent folks who still weren't able to understand what the hell she was trying to say and her "strong fan base" all whom have IQs below 70 with the following analogy:

"A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball,
keeping her eye on the basket… and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so
that the team can WIN. And I’m doing that – keeping our eye on the ball that
represents sound priorities – smaller government, energy independence, national
security, freedom! And I know when it’s time to pass the ball – for victory.
"-Sarah Palin




If you also are a little bit unclear on how quitting does any of the things that she is claiming she plans to do don't be alarmed the media can't quite figure it out either. Anderson tries to get to the bottom of things in the below clip but only manages to out himself and get us even more confused.




The only way we can all win from this is if Tina Fey comes back out to handle this.

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