What The F????

Where does one begin? First of all they almost lost me with a 4 minute long shampoo commercial. Is this really neccessary?

Ummm Fructis Flow? Code Green? Bootleg Pussycat Dolls? Pink slips to the Marketing department STAT!!!

Luckily, I am a patient person and made it to minute 3 of the worst commercial EVER...because we totally get 16 bars from MEMPHIS BLEEK!!! WOW. Clearly Beyonce has Jay Z forgetting to help his boys out. SMH