SMH

Just a little something to get back in the game. Vacation was lovely, I had a lot of TV to catch up on but I AM BACK :)

Clearly I need a lil vacay

I am sipping some rum based drinks in a tropical spot for a few days so I can't say I will be up on the happenings. However I am sure some extraness WILL go down so check back to see what's going on.

Way Back in the Day...

Ten years ago I was munching on popcorn sipping a Sprite and laughing when it turned out that Cameron Diaz was referring to Brett Far-ver-ah as the "Brett" she was dating in Something About Mary.

This was Brett in his heyday.

Now I watch football on the regular, and I must say Brett was definetly making it happen in the 07-08 season. But come on, IT'S F-IN FREEZIN in Green Bay, you def had some advantage boo.

I have already run into one New Yorker asking me "How am I liking THEIR Jets right now?" Please make room on the bandwagon.

I like Brett so I want to see this turn out well for him. He could be the Dara Torres of football. It would make for a really good story.

But...Brett already pitched a fit and he's in NEW YORK. This is NOT the Midwest. These people have nothing better to do then scrutinize you. Bring your A game or go home. I just don't think he can handle the pressure and he's old. Take a seat next to McCain honey.

A-Rod can breathe a sigh of relief, the New York Post sportswriters are going to have a field day with this one.

Umm...Definitely Not!!

Photo Credit: 2008 Bazaar Magazine


Tyra, Tyra, Tyra. Let me quickly pull you up.

First of all, I WANT to like you. I want to be supportive of a successful black women who serves as a role model for other black females and you are stacking that $ ALL on your own. However...It is time for me to go ahead and stop biting my tounge.

1) You are a hater



Tyra decided that the month that Beyonce's cover dropped was the perfect time to remind us what an IMPORTANT figure she was in Black History. Ummm negative. Please take a seat.

2) You are the Diddy of Modeling

Just like those poor souls on Making the Band, Tyra likes to ride the wave of each season of America's Next Top Model then quickly forget about the winners when it is no longer of benefit to her. I just don't understand there being like 7 seasons of a show where no one actually becomes a "top model"

3) I believe Karrine

Now I have never picked up a book by Karrine "superhead" Stephens. But I do know one thing. She has never to MY knowledge been sucessfully sued for defamation. So I take a lot of the things she says to be true. Including this little tidbit about Tyra Banks:

PR.com: In The Vixen Diaries you talked about your experiences doing the press tour for Confessions of a Video Vixen. You mentioned Tyra Banks being a hypocrite and you described her as being a female “male chauvinist,” and said that she turned on you during the interview. What did you feel that she did that was unfair, for people who didn’t see it?

Karrine Steffans: To make a very long tragic story short, when someone who is really not that different from you privately, but is publicly different from you, takes a public high road, then at some point it’s just disgusting. I think that Tyra was new in her job. We filmed my show before her first show ever aired. So, it was two months before she even hit the airwaves, so she was very new at her job. I don’t think that she understood, in her newness, how to be objective while doing the interview and not letting her personal feelings get in the way of being a talk show host, like her mentor which would be Oprah. Having been on Oprah and everyone else, it gave me a chance to see, “Ok. This is how you do it right and this is how you totally fuck it up.” And Tyra totally fucked it up. But she was new. So, I’m going to give her that credit. Maybe she didn’t know or understand, or maybe she’s just a giant bitch.


I mean why did Tyra get all besides herself with Karrine if there wasn't some
truth to what she was saying? I mean I do remember wondering what the heck she was doing in Higher Learning. Came to find out she was dating John Singleton...hmmm

Anyways you can agree or you can disagree. Shoot Tyra might be what Beyonce and Rihanna are to me (Your fave celeb hottie!)

But one thing is FO SHO. She should have NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER felt herself enough to do this little spread in Harper's Bazaar. I appreciate fashion and claps to the people who came up with the concept for this shoot. I mean THIS IS about to be how the Oval Office is looking in a few short months. But...

A) We could have just waited for Michelle to go ahead and handle this herself.

B) I'm not mad at this little cutie for portrayin Barack, he's trying to eat and he doesn't know any better. But Tyra, when they pitched this to you, you should have pushed your ego aside and DECLINED.

Ugggggg.

The ULTIMATE Facebook Faux Pas

Umm out of respect for my readers I will give you the option of clicking this link. Please be forewarned that this is very graphic in nature.

And for those who chose not to look. Please take away from this post that you are NEVER to post pictures of your placenta on facebook. TRUE STORY

You've been pre approved for a Race Card!! 0% APR

Umm John McCain needs to sit down right next to Hilary. There's a nice seat warmed up for you. His campaign manager is currently running around accusing Obama of being a "celebrity" as well as playing the "race card".



Rick Davis McCain's campaign manager is explaining away in the clip below. This word isn't really in my vocabulary but this is some HATER ish. On top of that he gets a little besides himself and rude which is totally unneccessary and shows a lack of self-control. But don't worry Andrea CLEARLY gets the last word. It IS her show.





On the other hand McCain needs to be thankful for Rick Davis. Because he is most certainly deaf and apparently suffers from some kind of aphasia. Check out this smooth move.



Now above we all heard him say he voted FOR a state holiday for MLK Day. However, Johnny Boy had to "learn" who Martin Luther King Jr. WAS in order to make this important decision. Being in the military and running for Congress had him under a rock. He wasn't quiet aware of Mr. King's legacy as late as 1983. WOOOOOW!! Please sit the hell down John. And I'd advise you to take a seat before watching this. He gets a little bit hot under the collar too. I guess it's frustrating to not have a chance in hell of becoming the President of the United States.

Happy Birthday B!

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'I'm such a bum"

You said it..not me.

Shwayze. Week 2 and I still love you. Why? You play your part as "Token Black guy" O so well. I respect that. There have only been two episodes and you are THAT dude.

1) You are CLEARLY broke and moochin' off of your millionaire heir BFF

2) Whenever you get money, you spend it on reckless things..women, booze, hotel rooms..refreshingly typical

3) You have a boot on your Mercedes and cannot afford to get it out of the impound

4) You have trouble with the law, try to NOT to go to court, finally appear in court and get sentenced to community service

5) And of course you STAY on CP time in manner that threatens the $ that you so desperately need to make

Uggg...

What The F????

Where does one begin? First of all they almost lost me with a 4 minute long shampoo commercial. Is this really neccessary?

Ummm Fructis Flow? Code Green? Bootleg Pussycat Dolls? Pink slips to the Marketing department STAT!!!

Luckily, I am a patient person and made it to minute 3 of the worst commercial EVER...because we totally get 16 bars from MEMPHIS BLEEK!!! WOW. Clearly Beyonce has Jay Z forgetting to help his boys out. SMH

Hottie!!!

She's soooo hot. That is all.

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