'I'm such a bum"

You said it..not me.

Shwayze. Week 2 and I still love you. Why? You play your part as "Token Black guy" O so well. I respect that. There have only been two episodes and you are THAT dude.

1) You are CLEARLY broke and moochin' off of your millionaire heir BFF

2) Whenever you get money, you spend it on reckless things..women, booze, hotel rooms..refreshingly typical

3) You have a boot on your Mercedes and cannot afford to get it out of the impound

4) You have trouble with the law, try to NOT to go to court, finally appear in court and get sentenced to community service

5) And of course you STAY on CP time in manner that threatens the $ that you so desperately need to make

Uggg...